Fun With Dead Animals -- All Secrets Revealed!

man at his workbench is reading a magazine about taxidermy

Sonny needs a hobby...

man talks with his dad about taxidermy school

Seems innocent enough...right?

Man makes a lamp out of dead squirrels

Aww...those squirrels are cute!
Oh...you mean...they're DEAD?

Things take a creepy turn...

Man shows off his trophy room full of dead creatures

Descent into the Heart of Darkness...

two dead squirrels are boxing in the ring

That's right...SQUIRREL BOXING!

two dead squirrels are boxing in the ring detail

(cue "Psycho" soundtrack.)

Man tries to convert his father to the religion of taxidermy

Guess what, Dad? YOU'RE NEXT!

fun fascination profits be a taxidermist

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